Premiered 22 September 2003. A hedonistic jingle writer's freewheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10yearold nephew move into his beachfront house.

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Season 9

24	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	14 May 2012
23	The Straw In My Donut Hole	7 May 2012
22	Why We Gave Up Women	30 April 2012
21	Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	16 April 2012
20	Grandma's Pie	9 April 2012
19	Palmdale, Ech	19 March 2012
18	The War Against Gingivitis	27 February 2012
17	Not In My Mouth	20 February 2012
16	Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy	13 February 2012
15	The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack	6 February 2012
14	A Possum on Chemo	16 January 2012
13	Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	2 January 2012
12	One False Move, Zimbabwe!	12 December 2011
11	What a Lovely Landing Strip	5 December 2011
10	A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	21 November 2011
9	Frodo?s Headshots	14 November 2011
8	Thank You For The Intercourse	7 November 2011
7	Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	31 October 2011
6	The Squat and The Hover	24 October 2011
5	Giant Cat Holding Churro	17 October 2011
4	Nine Magic Fingers	10 October 2011
3	Big Girls Don't Throw Food	3 October 2011
2	People Who Love Peepholes	26 September 2011
1	Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	19 September 2011

Season 8

16	That Darn Priest	14 February 2011
15	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	7 February 2011
14	Lookin' for Japanese Subs	17 January 2011
13	Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup	3 January 2011
12	Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead	13 December 2010
11	Dead From The Waist Down	6 December 2010
10	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	22 November 2010
9	A Good Time in Central Africa	15 November 2010
8	Springtime on a Stick	8 Nov 2010
7	The Crazy Bitch Gazette	1 November 2010
6	Twanging Your Magic Clanger	25 October 2010
5	The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	18 October 2010
4	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	11 October 2010
3	A Pudding-Filled Cactus	4 October 2010
2	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	27 September 2010
1	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	20 September 2010

Season 7

22	This Is Not Gonna End Well	24 May 2010
21	Gumby With a Pokey	17 May 2010
20	I Called Him Magoo	10 May 2010
19	Season 7, Episode 19	12 April 2010
18	Ixnay on the Oggie Day	22 March 2010
17	I Found Your Moustache	8 March 2010
16	Tinkle Like a Princess	1 March 2010
15	Aye, Aye, Captain	8 February 2010
14	Crude and Uncalled For	1 February 2010
13	Yay, No Polyps	18 January 2010
12	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	11 January 2010
11	Warning, It's Dirty	14 December 2009
10	That's Why They Call It Ball Room	7 December 2009
9	Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	23 November 2009
8	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	16 November 2009
7	Untainted by Filth	9 November 2009
6	Give Me Your Thumb	2 November 2009
5	For the Sake of the Child	19 October 2009
4	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	12 October 2009
3	Mmm, Fish. Yum.	5 October 2009
2	Whipped Unto the Third Generation	28 September 2009
1	818-jklpuzo	21 September 2009

Season 6

24	Baseball Was Better with Steroids	18 May 2009
23	Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	11 May 2009
22	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	4 May 2009
21	Above Exalted Cyclops	27 April 2009
20	Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	13 April 2009
19	The Two Finger Rule	30 March 2009
18	My Son's Enormous Head	16 March 2009
17	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	9 March 2009
16	She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime	2 March 2009
15	I'd Like to Start with the Cat	9 February 2009
14	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	2 February 2009
13	I Think You Offended Don	19 January 2009
12	Thank God for Scoliosis	12 January 2009
11	The Devil's Lube	15 December 2008
10	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	8 December 2008
9	The Mooch at the Boo	24 November 2008
8	Pinocchio's Mouth	17 November 2008
7	Best H.O. Money Can Buy	10 November 2008
6	It's Always Nazi Week	3 November 2008
5	A Jock Strap in Hell	20 October 2008
4	The Flavin' and the Mavin'	13 October 2008
3	Damn You, Eggs Benedict	6 October 2008
2	Pie Hole, Herb	29 September 2008
1	Taterhead Is Our Love Child	22 September 2008

Season 5

19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	19 May 2008
18	If My Hole Could Talk	12 May 2008
17	Fish in a Drawer	5 May 2008
16	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	28 April 2008
15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	21 April 2008
14	Winky-Dink Time	14 April 2008
13	The Soil is Moist	31 March 2008
12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	24 March 2008
11	Meander to Your Dander	17 March 2008
10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	26 November 2007
9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	19 November 2007
8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	12 November 2007
7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	5 November 2007
6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	29 October 2007
5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	22 October 2007
4	City of Great Racks	15 October 2007
3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	8 October 2007
2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	1 October 2007
1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	24 September 2007

Season 4

24	Prostitutes and Gelato	14 May 2007
23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7 May 2007
22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	30 April 2007
21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	23 April 2007
20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	16 April 2007
19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	9 April 2007
18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	19 March 2007
17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	26 February 2007
16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	19 February 2007
15	My Damn Stalker	12 February 2007
14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	5 February 2007
13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	22 January 2007
12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	8 January 2007
11	Walnuts and Demerol	11 December 2006
10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	27 November 2006
9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	20 November 2006
8	Release the Dogs	13 November 2006
7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	30 October 2006
6	Apologies for the Frivolity	23 October 2006
5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	16 October 2006
4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	9 October 2006
3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	2 October 2006
2	Who's Vod Kanockers	25 September 2006
1	Working for Caligula	18 September 2006

Season 3

24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	22 May 2006
23	Arguments for the Quickie	15 May 2006
22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	8 May 2006
21	And the Plot Moistens	1 May 2006
20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	24 April 2006
19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	10 April 2006
18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	20 March 2006
17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	13 March 2006
16	Ergo, the Booty Call	6 March 2006
15	My Tongue Is Meat	27 February 2006
14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	6 February 2006
13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	23 January 2006
12	That Special Tug	9 January 2006
11	Santa's Village of the Damned	19 December 2005
10	Something Salted and Twisted	28 November 2005
9	Madame and Her Special Friend	21 November 2005
8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	14 November 2005
7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7 November 2005
6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	24 October 2005
5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	17 October 2005
4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	10 October 2005
3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	3 October 2005
2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	26 September 2005
1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	19 September 2005

Season 2

24	Does This Smell Funny to You	23 May 2005
23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	16 May 2005
22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	9 May 2005
21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	2 May 2005
20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	18 April 2005
19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	21 March 2005
18	It Was Mame, Mom	7 March 2005
17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	21 February 2005
16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	14 February 2005
15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	7 February 2005
14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	31 January 2005
13	Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów	17 January 2005
12	A Lung Full of Alan	3 January 2005
11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	13 December 2004
10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	29 November 2004
9	Yes, Monsignor	22 November 2004
8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	15 November 2004
7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	8 November 2004
6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	25 October 2004
5	Bad News from the Clinic	18 October 2004
4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	11 October 2004
3	A Bag Full of Jawea	4 October 2004
2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	27 September 2004
1	Back Off Mary Poppins	20 September 2004

Season 1

24	Can You Feel My Finger	24 May 2004
23	Just Like Buffalo	17 May 2004
22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	10 May 2004
21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	3 May 2004
20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	19 April 2004
19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	22 March 2004
18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	1 March 2004
17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	23 February 2004
16	That Was Saliva, Alan	16 February 2004
15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	9 February 2004
14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	2 February 2004
13	Sarah Like Puny Alan	12 January 2004
12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	5 January 2004
11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	15 December 2003
10	Merry Thanksgiving	24 November 2003
9	Phase One, Complete	17 November 2003
8	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	10 November 2003
7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	3 November 2003
6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	27 October 2003
5	The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump	20 October 2003
4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	13 October 2003
3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	6 October 2003
2	Big Flappy Bastards	29 September 2003
1	Pilot	22 September 2003
0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	????

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